So here is a tiny list of things I absolutely, positively hate about myself. Feel free to laugh, throw up in your mouth a little, wonder how I function in society.
1. I am not a huge fan of showering. It's disgusting, I know. But I rarely have anything to do besides the carpool line and housework and it all just seems so useless. What is the point of getting all bathed, shaved, shampooed and conditioned when I'm in for a big day of diapers and cleaning out closets? Seriously?
2. I will go to Walmart looking like anything. Anything I tell you. (see #1)
3. I will take my children to Walmart at lunch in their pajamas
4. I have vericose veins and I'm only 30. Not cute little spider veins that you can kind-of see through the skin. Gross, exploding blue nastinesses
5. I had to look up the correct spelling for two words in this post already and half of my words are made up
6. There is not another person anywhere on this planet more last minute than me
7. I do things sometimes that cause my husband to call me by my mothers name. I love my mother but I don't want him to call me her name. I fully expect destruct-o-girl to feel the same way in a few years
8. I love to eat
9. I do not love to exercise
10. None of my clothes fit (see #8 and #9)
Now here are few of the things I do not loathe about myself