First of all, let me head you off at the pass. I know those of you closest to me are going to see my title and read this post and immediately write all sorts of comments about how wonderful I am and I shouldn't loathe anything about myself, yada-yada-yada. So thank you in advance, but please don't. I really don't actually loathe myself. In fact, I'm quite at peace with myself in so many ways. However, I think a little self-deprecation is healthy. It helps to "keep it real", ya' know. Plus it's funny. I know I love to hear people laugh at themselves and their faults. If not, they are just boring, and little too uptight for my liking.
So here is a tiny list of things I absolutely, positively hate about myself. Feel free to laugh, throw up in your mouth a little, wonder how I function in society.
1. I am not a huge fan of showering. It's disgusting, I know. But I rarely have anything to do besides the carpool line and housework and it all just seems so useless. What is the point of getting all bathed, shaved, shampooed and conditioned when I'm in for a big day of diapers and cleaning out closets? Seriously?
2. I will go to Walmart looking like anything. Anything I tell you. (see #1)
3. I will take my children to Walmart at lunch in their pajamas
4. I have vericose veins and I'm only 30. Not cute little spider veins that you can kind-of see through the skin. Gross, exploding blue nastinesses
5. I had to look up the correct spelling for two words in this post already and half of my words are made up
6. There is not another person anywhere on this planet more last minute than me
7. I do things sometimes that cause my husband to call me by my mothers name. I love my mother but I don't want him to call me her name. I fully expect destruct-o-girl to feel the same way in a few years
8. I love to eat
9. I do not love to exercise
10. None of my clothes fit (see #8 and #9)
Now here are few of the things I do not loathe about myself
So here is a tiny list of things I absolutely, positively hate about myself. Feel free to laugh, throw up in your mouth a little, wonder how I function in society.
1. I am not a huge fan of showering. It's disgusting, I know. But I rarely have anything to do besides the carpool line and housework and it all just seems so useless. What is the point of getting all bathed, shaved, shampooed and conditioned when I'm in for a big day of diapers and cleaning out closets? Seriously?
2. I will go to Walmart looking like anything. Anything I tell you. (see #1)
3. I will take my children to Walmart at lunch in their pajamas
4. I have vericose veins and I'm only 30. Not cute little spider veins that you can kind-of see through the skin. Gross, exploding blue nastinesses
5. I had to look up the correct spelling for two words in this post already and half of my words are made up
6. There is not another person anywhere on this planet more last minute than me
7. I do things sometimes that cause my husband to call me by my mothers name. I love my mother but I don't want him to call me her name. I fully expect destruct-o-girl to feel the same way in a few years
8. I love to eat
9. I do not love to exercise
10. None of my clothes fit (see #8 and #9)
Now here are few of the things I do not loathe about myself
I rock at picking a husband
I also rock at spawning
Thanks for stopping by again today. Feel free to leave comments about your own self loathing issues to make me feel better. Or don't, I'm probably about to eat some cadburry eggs to make myself feel better about the whole thing either way
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