My vehicle is worse than my house. It is an abyss of disgustingness. It is where breakfast pastries, snotty kleenexes, and sporting equiptment go to die. One time I bought a set of outdoor furniture on clearance at Lowes, and when the guy brought it out to load and I folded my back seat forward, he actually gasp out loud at the sheer volume of carnage going on under there. There were literally three half eaten poptarts, two breakfast bars, an empty capri sun, an army of superheros, a Bible, a popcicle stick picture frame, a passy, a set of jumper cables, twenty-seven petrified french fries, a flip flop, half a pack of crayons, a pile of gum wrappers, two napkins, and an inch of dirt and crumbs - just for starters. Since the Easter egg hunt at our church there has been a paste of slobber and turquoise fun dip dried and crusted down the console by the back seat. (Turnanator is a disgusting little guy. Seriously. I could kiss his face off but he is a hoarder and snack monster. It makes the area by his booster seat something of a sanitation safety issue.) The whole ridiculous truck is filth. But you know what makes me feel better about the whole thing? Johnny Parker. He's our buddy, and my trucks best friend. He has just recently kicked off his new business In the Details, so I'm wanting to help spread the word. He can take what looks like.....well, my truck.....and turn it into a shiny, wonderful, waxed thing of beauty. Something you are proud to drive. Something you don't even want to let your kids get in.
So here's the deal (follow me now, this could get tricky) - if you would like your car washed and detailed and you live in Booneville or the surrounding area (sorry to everyone who doesn't. this has been a really serious waste of your past 48 seconds. come back later though. I will miss you if you leave forever) then do the following:
1. Leave a comment here on this specific post about anything. Why you need your car cleaned, your weekend plans, how much you love me (seriously I am one meat dress away from Lady Ga Ga proportion attention issues. seriously), anything
then.............................
2. Go to facebook and "like" In the Details. It's a brand new page. You can find it by typing it into the search bar at the top. If you do not have a FB page then just put that in your comment somewhere and you will be excused. If you do have a FB page but say that you don't, then you're a bad person.
Then 2 lucky winners will be randomly selected to receive a spa treatment for your ride. You will love it. You will go ga-ga over it. (what is with me and all the ga ga references lately?!) And if you do not win, don't fret. There will be more give aways later. But in the mean time go on over and check out his prices. They are totally reasonable and make sucking up the french fries yourself seem totally not worth the trouble.
Thanks for taking the time and Good Luck to all of you!!!!!!!
Cassie
So here's the deal (follow me now, this could get tricky) - if you would like your car washed and detailed and you live in Booneville or the surrounding area (sorry to everyone who doesn't. this has been a really serious waste of your past 48 seconds. come back later though. I will miss you if you leave forever) then do the following:
1. Leave a comment here on this specific post about anything. Why you need your car cleaned, your weekend plans, how much you love me (seriously I am one meat dress away from Lady Ga Ga proportion attention issues. seriously), anything
then.............................
2. Go to facebook and "like" In the Details. It's a brand new page. You can find it by typing it into the search bar at the top. If you do not have a FB page then just put that in your comment somewhere and you will be excused. If you do have a FB page but say that you don't, then you're a bad person.
Then 2 lucky winners will be randomly selected to receive a spa treatment for your ride. You will love it. You will go ga-ga over it. (what is with me and all the ga ga references lately?!) And if you do not win, don't fret. There will be more give aways later. But in the mean time go on over and check out his prices. They are totally reasonable and make sucking up the french fries yourself seem totally not worth the trouble.
Thanks for taking the time and Good Luck to all of you!!!!!!!
Cassie
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