My vehicle is worse than my house.  It is an abyss of disgustingness.  It is where breakfast pastries, snotty kleenexes, and sporting equiptment go to die.  One time I bought a set of outdoor furniture on clearance at Lowes, and when the guy brought it out to load and I folded my back seat forward, he actually gasp out loud at the sheer volume of carnage going on under there.  There were literally three half eaten poptarts, two breakfast bars, an empty capri sun, an army of superheros, a Bible, a popcicle stick picture frame, a passy, a set of jumper cables, twenty-seven petrified french fries, a flip flop, half a pack of crayons, a pile of gum wrappers, two napkins, and an inch of dirt and crumbs - just for starters.  Since the Easter egg hunt at our church there has been a paste of slobber and turquoise fun dip dried and crusted down the console by the back seat.  (Turnanator is a disgusting little guy.  Seriously.  I could kiss his face off but he is a hoarder and snack monster.  It makes the area by his booster seat something of a sanitation safety issue.)  The whole ridiculous truck is filth.  But you know what makes me feel better about the whole thing?  Johnny Parker.  He's our buddy, and my trucks best friend.  He has just recently kicked off his new business  In the Details, so I'm wanting to help spread the word.  He can take what looks like.....well, my truck.....and turn it into a shiny, wonderful, waxed thing of beauty.  Something you are proud to drive.  Something you don't even want to let your kids get in.
    So here's the deal (follow me now, this could get tricky) - if you would like your car washed and detailed and you live in Booneville or the surrounding area (sorry to everyone who doesn't.  this has been a really serious waste of your past 48 seconds.  come back later though.  I will miss you if you leave forever)  then do the following:

1.  Leave a comment here on this specific post about anything.  Why you need your car cleaned, your weekend plans, how much you love me (seriously I am one meat dress away from Lady Ga Ga proportion attention issues.  seriously), anything
then.............................

2.  Go to facebook and "like" In the Details.  It's a brand new page.  You can find it by typing it into the search bar at the top.  If you do not have a FB page then just put that in your comment somewhere and you will be excused.  If you do have a FB page but say that you don't, then you're a bad person. 

Then 2 lucky winners will be randomly selected to receive a spa treatment for your ride.  You will love it.  You will go ga-ga over it. (what is with me and all the ga ga references lately?!)  And if you do not win, don't fret.  There will be more give aways later.  But in the mean time go on over and check out his prices.  They are totally reasonable and make sucking up the french fries yourself seem totally not worth the trouble.



Thanks for taking the time and Good Luck to all of you!!!!!!!

Cassie
Micah Chandler
5/5/2011 11:48:33 pm

My poor van could definitely use the attention... I'm just relieved, after reading your post, that I'm not the only one who's kids have destroyed the back seats! I cringe every time I open the door to let them out at school in fear of what's going to fall out...

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Kristal
5/6/2011 12:31:25 am

My truck is not quite as bad as yours but only because I made an attempt to vacuum it myself last week. However, who knows what the very back looks like. It needs help.

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Van Waites
5/6/2011 01:10:23 am

Thought you might want to hear about our trip to Memphis and our vehicle. I had made reservations to stay in the Madison hotel in Memphis. Very romantic. Best suite. Candlelight dinner. Horse and buggy ride. The whole nine yards. You know the kind of weekend where you pretend to be a little better than you actually are. Car washed and polished. Dressed up,ready for a great night as soon as we get there.
Drive up to the front of the hotel and the valet comes to get Shelby from the car. Then it happens!!! He opens the car door for us and out falls a bag of trash that was left over from our fastfood stop a few hours before. Along with milkshake. Oh well..... I want from being James Bond to Joe Dirt. Still makes us laugh though.

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Julia
5/6/2011 01:14:48 am

My vehicle so needs a little TLC! It is a black hole of messiness and it deserves so much better than that!

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Lacy Thompson
5/6/2011 01:45:02 am

I loooove your blog, Cassie! You crack me up daily and make me feel 'normal'!!

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Kdawg
5/6/2011 07:48:41 am

My car isnt nearly as fascinatingly disgusting as yours, but I love this blog like a large cup of TCBY white chocolate mousse w/ extra cookie dough on a beautiful spring day.....

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Traci Smith
5/6/2011 08:40:31 am

ok, I am not entering the give-away, but have to tell you how much I love your blog. HYSTERICAL! ...because any mom can relate! Lori recommended it and I am so glad-it provides my daily laughter and smiles for this momma of 3!

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Sandra Foster
5/6/2011 01:30:23 pm

I need my car cleaned b/c I am handicapped for the present and can't do it myself. can't afford to get someone else to either

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ANDREW DUNCAN
5/6/2011 02:39:49 pm

mY sWEET wIFE NEEDS HER CAR CLEANED wHY CAUSE #1 - i DONT HAVE TIME #2 - sHE'S STILL WAITING ON ME TO DO IT #3 - i REALLY LIKE MY PAL JOHNNIE p AND iM TRYING TO SUBLIMINALLY HELP HIM OUT BY JOINING IN ON THIS POST. #4 - CAUSE IF cASSIE dAVIS IS SELECTING THE WINNER - i THINK SHE IS THE WITTIEST, AND APPEARS TO BE PRETTY WITTY WITH THIS ADVERTISING CAMPAIN, BUT IM SURE SHE WILL GET FREE CAR WASHES OUT OF THE DEAL FOR BEING PARKERS AD AGENCY!!!! lol
SO AS MY SONS CALL IT THE dUNCANS sWAGGER WAGON NEEDS A GOOD CLEANING!!!!

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Courtney Wilson
5/6/2011 02:48:14 pm

Way to go,Johnny! Good Luck!
You rock, Cassie!! :)

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melissa south
5/6/2011 03:07:15 pm

ME, ME, ME, ME!!!!!! WHAT A GREAT MOTHERS DAY GIFT THAT WOULD BE!!!!!!

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Laura Crocker
5/6/2011 09:01:40 pm

Well, I would enter the contest. But there's 2 big reasons why I'm not.

#1) You know me well enough to know that regardless of how amazingly, gleamingly clean my car will get with johnny's mad skills.... Give me two weeks and it will look exactly the same as it did before.
#2) I know Johnny Parker. I can't have someone I know cleaning my car. Why? Bc I could never look into the eyes of someone I know with the knowledge of the sheer torture that person had to experience by diving into the messy depth that is my car!

However, this is an awesome contest and I will go "like" it on Facebook anyway!

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Wendi
5/6/2011 11:16:54 pm

Imagine all of that in a vehicle half the size of yours! I seriously could feed a family out of there!

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Cindy Steward
5/7/2011 12:48:12 am

Wow Cassie! Add advertising agent to your already long list of jobs! Johnnie is one lucky man! Uuuhhhhh, sorry Aaron! I'm just glad to see I'm not the only momma with a black hole in the back seat. Why is it that Dad's vehicle doesn't seem to be NEAR as bad? Oh, I forgot, I'm the TAXI! We practically live in my car! Anyway, I'm on my way to FB to "like" IN THE DETAILS!

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Terrianna Brigman
5/7/2011 06:13:10 am

Ok so my Altima is like GROSS!!! My kids have decided that painting the windows with snot is SO cute!!! Not to mention the fact that my son spilled a whole glass of Java Chiller from Sonic in the back seat.... Add that on top of the fact that this is softball season and I have no clue what my trunk looks like, because of all the various softball equipment stashed!! So YES my car definitely could use some much needed TLC!!

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