Today Destruct-o-girl:
    1. wrote all over herself, the wall, and a chair with a dry erase marker
    2. soaked herself in a mop bucket filled with water that poured from an old hot water heater in a utility room
    3. dug through the garbage and helped herself to the air conditioner repair man's leftover lunch and drink from yesterday
    4. ripped off her diaper, turned on the water in my tub, and put herself in the bath before I ever realized she was missing
    5. fell and hit her head on the floor so hard that I have checked on her aliveness 3 times already since she went to bed
    6. begged me to paint her toe nails blue
    7. was awful but so stinkin' cute I couldn't stay mad

Today Turnanator:
    1. admitted that he was the culprit who hid the remote that has been missing since last week.  Apparently he didn't want his brother to change the channel while he was getting a snack so he hid it in the bottom drawer of the island where I keep all my cake decorating stuff.  Then he accidentally forgot about it.  For a week. 

Today Super-G:
    1. was diagnosed with chicken pox even though he had the vaccine as a baby.  Of course this was only after we naively took it to school and piano lessons and exposed everyone we know to it.

Today I:
    1. had a slight mental breakdown about the markers, garbage lunch, and dirty mop water
    2. grew a weird, pusstulated, ulcerated, boil type nastiness on my lip that hurts with some intensity
    3. ate a poptart for breakfast, cheetos for lunch, and nilla wafers for a mid afternoon snack
    4. had no energy (see above)
    5. had a slight meltdown over the fact that we've exposed my pregnant bestie to vericilla zoster virus
    6. had a medium sized meltdown over homework tonight
    7. found the missing remote in the drawer where I store all my cake decorating stuff. Of course.
    8. was totally grouchy with my husband when he got home because he obviously does not understand what I go through as a mother to these children.
    9. apologized for being grouchy because at the end of the day I'm just really glad to have the life I've got and the remote back

Love ya' like a day with no weird diseases or garbage lunch,
8/16/2011 02:17:33 pm

Next time you're melting down, just give me a call! I was melting down yesterday!

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